A day, a beautiful day, a dwarf called Pouktinaps was running after a small Jiako
And don't ask me what it is, 'cause I don't fucking KNOOOOOOWW!!
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After miles and miles running, Pouktinaps was tired
So he decided to take out his bow and arrow
And then, he hits the small JIAAKOOOOOO!!
In The Forest, The Dwarf Was Running ( X3 )
Pouktinaps took the small Jiako home to his dwarf family
Seeing the Jiako without head, they were all happy
They started to eat it because they were hungry
But they realized that the Jiako didn't pee
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They begin emptied him from his content
They saw that the Jiako ate some magic mushrooms
So the dwarf family felt suddenly weird
After this they fell, dead, on the floor of the dining room
In The Forest, The Dwarf Was Running ( X3 )
This was the little story of Pouktinaps and his dwarf family
Hope you liked it BABYY!!